WTF Moment

It is currently 2:20am. I have to be at work at 6am.  I was up going through my emails because I have not checked it in a couple of days.  The nephew comes into the house talking on his cell phone.  This is the first WTF. Who in the hell are you talking to at 2am?  He then proceeds to enter the room and plop his ass down.  He attempts to explain whatever the current saga with him, his second baby mama and her boyfriend is.  WTF?! Really? Apparently he does not release - I DON'T CARE!  I don't care if the boyfriend sells drugs. I don't care that this chick isn't taking her crazy pills. I don't care that the baby went to the hospital.  All I care about is you removing your ass from my couch so I can go to sleep.  Thank you.