Out with the old, In with the old

Seems like 2014 is starting off like how 2013 went for me.  My wife decided to go to her mother's house with our kids last weekend.  They returned today.  In the four days she was gone, my wife managed to beak her glasses, get a crack in the windshield of the van and lose one of her rigid gas permeable contacts.  Not bad for a couple days out of town.