Keep it in your pants

My nephew just called me from the highway to see how far he was from his destination.  He is currently traveling to his hometown to talk with the Department of Human Services.  Apparently there is a young lady there that he slept with who filed for child support from him over a year ago.  He has not lived in that town in more than 2 years so he was unaware of the case against him.  For his sake, I hope he is able to straighten the matter out and the child is not his.  The last thing he needs is to have to worry about a third child to take care of as well as a third baby mama.  If there was ever any reason for a guy to keep it in his pants, my nephew exemplifies it.