WTF Moment

Only my wife can provide this type of comic relief.  The stuff she says and does at times is straight out of a "How Not to be an Adult" book.  My wife sent me a text message today asking if I could put $4 in her checking account.  I thought I misread the message at first so I double checked.  $4.  Really?  WTF??! Not $5, $10 or $20.  Four Fucking dollars.  Who does that?  The answer to that question would be my wife and only my wife.