WTF Moment - You Want Me to Babysit?

The nephew is always good for a WTF moment.  He never fails to ask or do something that is beyond the comprehension of most people.  He decided to call me last night while I was at work to ask me if I could spend my day off watching his one-year old while he paid bills and ran errands.  WTF?!  Why in the hell would I babysit for you on my day off?  Especially considering the fact that you not going to pay me for doing it?  Nigga, you done fell and bumped your head - hard.  Watch your own child.