WTF Moment - You Must Have Bumped Your Head

This upcoming Sunday is the nephew's birthday.  Initially after his wreck, I agreed that his girlfriend could come over to celebrate with him.  Obviously, since that first conversation, some things have changed.  Today as I was driving to work, he called and asked if he could use our van to drive to pick his girlfriend up.  Before I could even think, I had responded with "Hell to no nigga.  You know you ain't got no insurance and mine wont cover you."  Once that response had left my lips, I started wondering, What the Fuck was he thinking?  Oh well.  We all know how that ended.