Today my wife wanted me to go with her to a doctor's appointment. It's my day off so I agreed. I decided to hear my hat because it was colder than normal outside. I grabbed my sunglasses and headed for the truck. Once we were seated and about to pull out of the driveway, my turned and looked me. Her next statement caught me off guard and my response showed my disapproval. It went something like this.
Her (looking at me pondering): This is a completely random thought but I would love to see your daddy.
Me: I don't want to see that motherfucker if it is the day past forever.
I guess she was wondering if I actually looked like my donor (yes I said donor, not dad). For those of you who are wondering, I look like my mother. As far as I am concerned, I have no father.
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