Dear Cell Phone User,
I'm sorry that you got that new Iphone without a standard headphone jack and you can't afford airpods. I'm also sorry that you destroyed your wired or wireless headphones for your Android phone. I am not, however, sorry when I mean mug yo stupid ass for walking in public talking to people on speakerphone. I do not want to hear your whole conversation. I do not want to hear any of it actually. Tell you what. You can borrow my bluetooth headphones. In fact, keep dem bitches. A gift from me to you. Just get yo ass off speakerphone in public.
Sincerely
The nigga you just grossed out talking to yo baby mama about making another baby.
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