I observed several fashion fails over the past week or so. I decided to share some of them here.
1. If you are an overweight female and decide to wear a dress, it should not fit you so tightly that it appears your breasts and stomach are making a capital letter B.
2. As an adult, if you are not actively participating in an athletic event or some activity where there is little to no visibility, you should not come out in public where shorts and a t-shirt which can only be described as the color highlighter pink.
3. As a parent, you should not allow your teenage daughter to leave the house and be seen in any store wearing the shorts part of a silk/satin pajama set.
4. People who are not in a profession which does not require it, should not wear scrubs. *People who wear scrubs should make sure they fit properly. The shirt should cover your abdomen and not reveal your gut. The pants should not expose the crack of your ass.
5. Guys should not be seen in capris. (Sorry I refuse to believe this gentleman was wearing "walking shorts."
6. If you are a male and your pectoral muscles look like a decent size B or C cup, you should not wear skin tight clothes. They have big and tall stores for a reason. Stop shopping in the kids section.
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