WTF Moment

My wife called me on Thursday and said she had some good news and some bad news.  The good news was that she was unable to go on the last excursion of the vacation she took with her mother and sister, the travel company was going to refund a portion of her money.  The bad news was that she had managed to lose her contacts.  Did I mention that she wears gas permeable contacts and not disposables?  When I asked if she had her glasses, she informed me she did not have them with her.  WTF?  How in the hell do you manage to go out of town with our children and render yourself useless?  Only in my world does this shit happen.